Face Palm Jokes Of The Day 5-21

 1.  Why did the owl invite friends over?
     It didn't want to be owl by itself.

2.  What do you call a lawyer who knows martial arts?
     A self-defense attorney.

3.  A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest.  He said it was impeccable.

4.  Why do zebras have stripes?
     Because they don't want to be spotted.

5.  What do you call a sheep with no legs?
     A cloud!