2. Hear the joke about the broken submarine?
It didn't go down that well.
3. How do you comfort an English teacher?
There, their, they're.
4. Why does the creamatorium worker make so much money?
They have a high urning potential.
5. My kids put together a Power Point presentation explaining why we should go to the water park.
It has several slides.
In one case, scammers spoofed the police department’s main phone number and claimed to be Chief Michael Bowen. The caller told a Murfreesboro woman that her father had allegedly ordered chemicals that was to be delivered to their home. The caller then pressed her for personal information, including her home address and how long she had lived there. When she said she would call the department directly to verify the claim, the caller said that would make his life easier. The woman hung up and later notified police.
Detectives say scammers are also sending text messages that claim a driver has been reported to a Tennessee violation database. The text warns the recipient that they could face prosecution, 30-day license suspension and driving privileges, as well as damage to their credit score unless they make an immediate payment. The message includes a fraudulent payment link disguised as a “DMV” site.
“No legitimate law enforcement agency will ever call and demand money to resolve a traffic violation, warrant or any other issue,” Public Safety Information Director Larry Flowers said. “Scammers are getting more sophisticated, and they rely on fear to trick people into handing over personal information or cash.”
Police urge anyone who receives a suspicious call or text to hang up and report it to local law enforcement.
Dispatchers took the call at 3:58 a.m. The call was traced to a nail salon in Columbus, Ohio.
K9 Units from Middle Tennessee State University Police and the Rutherford County Sheriff’s Office conducted a sweep of the building inside and outside the 135,600 square feet building, and no explosive device was found.
The investigation continues.
2. How do you gain admission into the School of Rock?
You rock enroll.
3. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
4. Why can't you send a duck to outer space?
The bill would be astronomical.
5. Did you hear about the charismatic arsonist?
Whereever he went he lit up the room.
Not everyone has the same American Dream.
Gas prices across Tennessee moved less expensive last week for the first time in nearly four weeks. The Tennessee Gas Price average is now $3.63 which is $1.07 more expensive than one month ago and 83 cents more than one year ago.
"After reaching a high of $3.65 per gallon last week, the state gas price average moved lower for the first time in 25 days," said Megan Cooper, spokeswoman for AAA - The Auto Club Group. "While this is a nice break in pace, it's important to remember that continued volatility in the global oil market due to the ongoing conflict with Iran is keeping upward pressure on our pump prices. It's likely that drivers will continue to see price fluctuations this week at the gas pump."
Since the conflict escalated earlier this month, Tennesee's gas price average jumped $1.08 per gallon, rising from $2.57 at the beginning of March to a high of $3.65 per gallon last week. That marked the highest daily average price Tennessee drivers have seen since August 2022, and adds roughly $16 to the cost of filling a 15-gallon gas tank.
National Gas Prices
The national average for a gallon of regular gasoline is up four cents from last week and one dollar since last month. Crude oil prices remain high as the Iran conflict nears the 4-week mark. The national average could reach $4/gallon in the coming days for the first time since August 2022. Gasoline demand is also on the rise as spring break season continues, another factor in rising pump prices.
According to new data from the Energy Information Administration (EIA), gasoline demand increased last week from 8.72 million b/d to 8.92 million. Total domestic gasoline supply decreased from 244 million barrels to 241.4 million. Gasoline production increased last week, averaging 9.7 million barrels per day.
National Oil Market Dynamics
At the close of Wednesday’s formal trading session, WTI fell $2.03 to settle at $90.32 a barrel. The EIA reports crude oil inventories increased by 6.9 million barrels from the previous week. At 456.2 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 0.1% above the five-year average for this time of year.
Tennessee Regional Prices
Most expensive metro markets - Memphis ($3.70), Jackson ($3.69), Nashville ($3.65)
Least expensive metro markets - Morristown ($3.51), Chattanooga ($3.55), Knoxville ($3.57)
Tennessee
Gas Price Averages
(Price
per gallon of regular unleaded gasoline)
Monday |
Sunday |
Week Ago |
Month Ago |
One Year Ago |
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Tennessee |
$3.632 |
$3.627 |
$3.646 |
$2.564 |
$2.804 |
Chattanooga |
$3.553 |
$3.562 |
$3.657 |
$2.489 |
$2.755 |
Knoxville |
$3.573 |
$3.573 |
$3.604 |
$2.589 |
$2.813 |
Memphis |
$3.707 |
$3.680 |
$3.623 |
$2.579 |
$2.795 |
Nashville |
$3.657 |
$3.659 |
$3.698 |
$2.580 |
$2.853 |
Click here to view current gasoline price averages |
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The Tennessee Department of Agriculture announces the launch of an updated Pick Tennessee Products website, offering a more streamlined way for consumers to connect with local farmers, producers and artisans across the state.
The website redesign follows continued growth in the Pick Tennessee Products program, which includes nearly 3,200 active members. The updated site focuses on improving the user experience and strengthening connections between Tennessee consumers and local Tennessee producers.
“Tennessee’s farmers and artisans are at the heart of our communities, and this updated Pick Tennessee Products website makes it easier than ever for people to find and support them,” Agriculture Commissioner Andy Holt said. “By improving the way consumers connect with local producers, we’re strengthening our agricultural economy and celebrating the quality that sets Tennessee products apart.”
The new website offers an improved interactive map, cleaner visuals
and a more cohesive design. Enhancements also reflect refreshed branding
across the platform. Navigation and search functions have been
simplified to help users more easily find local producers and access
current information.
The Pick Tennessee Products website
is the go-to resource for finding program members. Whether the user is
looking for produce, specialty foods, farm experiences, artisan crafts
or wood products, using the website provides users with accurate
information and a seamless experience to find local producers.
Pick Tennessee Products is TDA’s producer-focused marketing program that connects consumers to farm-direct and locally made products across Tennessee. Tennesseans interested in joining the program can find information online on the Pick Tennessee Products application.
Pick Tennessee Products is dedicated to promoting and supporting Tennessee’s agricultural and forestry products.
What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Which birds really stick together?
Velcrows
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
AAA’s latest survey of Tennessee residents finds strong travel intent for 2026, with Tennesseans planning more vacations this year than last. Nearly one in three Tennesseans (31%) reported plans to travel for spring break.
Spring Break Travel Key Points
*The survey was completed in early February
Popular Spring Break Destinations
Based on AAA travel bookings
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“Even with headlines about gas prices and international events, most vacations will continue smoothly, said Debbie Haas, Vice President of Travel for AAA – The Auto Club Group. “Preparation, flexibility, and protection give travelers peace of mind, and AAA can help with all three.”
Spring Break Road Trips: What to Know
Gas prices are rising as one in three travelers plan to take a spring break road trip. Tennessee’s state gas price average price has risen 40 cents over the past week. Visit GasPrices.AAA.com to review daily gas price averages.
“The recent gas price hike comes after most people had already finalized their spring break travel plans, so it is unlikely that they will cancel their trips,” said Megan Cooper, spokeswoman for AAA – The Auto Club Group. “What we typically see is that travelers rebalance their budgets. Many choose to spend a little less on dining out or shopping so they can keep their itinerary intact.”
How to trim road trip costs without cutting the trip
For Air Travelers: Navigating A Partial Government Shutdown
Air travel continues, but a partial government shutdown can create pressure points across the system. Travelers may encounter longer lines at security, fewer nonessential services, and occasional schedule adjustments while agencies manage staffing and priorities.
“Most flights are operating on time, and major airports remain open,” said Haas. “Give yourself extra time, build in buffers, and lean on tools that reduce friction.”
Tips to reduce stress at the airport
International Outlook: Mexico
Many Tennesseans plan to visit Mexico’s resort areas during spring break and beyond. Geopolitical tensions can evolve, which is why AAA advises travelers to stay informed and follow common-sense safety practices.
What travelers should know and how to stay safe
“Mexico remains a top destination for many of our members,” said Haas. “Choosing reputable resorts, using verified transportation, and staying informed can make every trip safer and more enjoyable. AAA travel agents can help travelers evaluate their options and make informed decisions about where to stay, how to get around, and what to expect when they arrive.”
Regional Considerations: Iran Conflict and Nearby Airspace
Despite the Iran conflict, popular international destinations like Rome, Paris, and Barcelona are still accessible. However, developments related to the conflict can affect flight routings and regional operations. Airlines may adjust flight paths or schedules in response to airspace notices and evolving conditions. Travelers with itineraries that touch the broader region should stay closely connected with their airline and travel advisor.
Safe travel guidance
“Travel conditions can change quickly, which is why it helps to have support when planning a trip,” said Haas. “If your itinerary includes areas experiencing disruptions or uncertainty, AAA travel agents can help you design a trip that aligns with your comfort level, preferences, and expectations from the very beginning.”
