1. I have racing geese for sale if anyone wants to take a gander.
2. Why does ironing clothes make them shrink?
Because it de-creases them.
3. I get these visions of knitting designs in my head sometimes. I'm just sensing a pattern.
4. What type of doctor has the most no-show appointments?
Dermatologists. Their patients tend to be flaky.
5. What do you call it when a police officer quits his job?
A cop out
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