Face Palm Jokes Of The Day. 10-6

1.  The first girl I ever liked happened to identify as a trash compactor. She was my first crush.

2.  I just ran into Matt Damon at the thrift store searching for a new pair of jeans.  He was Goodwill hunting.

3.  My wife isn't talking to me.  She said I ruined her birthday.  I'm not sure how.  I didn't even know it was her birthday.