1. Two horses were fighting over a hay bale. It was the last straw.
2. I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.
3. My son was chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him. He is doing better and conducting himself properly.
4. Insurance companies are warning campers that if their tents are stolen during the night they won't be covered.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a huge hug.
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