1 My wife told our son not to play with electricity. Now he's grounded.
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. The orchestra leader was hit by lightning. Unfortunately he was a good conductor.
4. My dog used to chase people on bikes a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.
5. Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
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