1. I just saw two snails fighting. They were really slugging it out.
2. Where do I keep all my dad jokes? In my dad-o-base.
3. Why do rabbits love carrots?
No bunny knows.
4. I'm reading a book on anti gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. Every morning a German Shepherd craps on my front lawn. This morning, he brought his dog with him.
More Face Palm Jokes Daily around 7:30 on the Ready on the Radio Breakfast Club morning show on Best Blend Radio
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