1. Someone ripped the fifth month out of my new calendar. I'm dismayed.
2. Where does Mr. Pibb go when he's sick?
To see Dr, Pepper.
3. What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris Sites.
4. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
5. Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
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