Face Palm Jokes Of The Day 4-3

 1.  Can my bank account also be resurrected this Sunday?  Please and thank you.

2.  Why was the elephant late to the airport?
     He forgot to pack his trunk.

3.  What do you call a snowman who plays a piano? 
     Meltin' John

4.  I just found out I'm phobia phobic.....that scares me.

5.  What do you call a nervous skydiver?
     Hugo First.