1. What do sushi chefs drive?
Rolls Rice
2. I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice.
3. How do lobster clap?
They give you a round of a claws.
4. My wife said we need to stop traveling so much and start saving money. So I went by myself and saved 50%
5. My wife wanted to go to one of those fancy restaurants where they prepare the food in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that's how the fight started.
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