1. Why don't elephants use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.
2. My wife fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport. Thankfully she came round.
3. I used to be a member of the secret cooking society but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
4. My brother was born without a mouth. He doesn't like to talk about it.
5. My wife just yelled that I should "fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die." I know she really means well.
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