1. Where do you find sleepy Vikings?
In Snoreway.
2. What is Pac Man's favorite cooking utensil?
a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok.
3. Why did the roof file a complaint to HR?
It felt shingled out.
4. People say it takes years to learn how to manually replace a door bolt but I think that it's a locks myth.
5. I wasn't sure how my wife would react when I replaced our bed with a trampoline. Turns out she hit the roof.
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