1. When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos....she just wants a shoulder to crayon.
2. What did Mike Tyson say after working out with Chris Hemsworth?
You're gonna be Thor in the morning.
3. What is the loudest color?
YELL-ow
4. Why are soldiers always tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a 31 day March
5. They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

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