Face Palm Jokes Of The Day 3-31

 1.  They're finally making a documentary about my favorite herb....it's about thyme.

2.  Hear the joke about the broken submarine?
     It didn't go down that well.

3.  How do you comfort an English teacher?
     There, their, they're.

4.  Why does the creamatorium worker make so much money?
     They have a high urning potential.

5.  My kids put together a Power Point presentation explaining why we should go to the water park.  
     It has several slides.