Face Palm Jokes Of The Day 3-30

 

1.  Got a joke about a chopped down tree but it might leave you stumped.

2.  How do you gain admission into the School of Rock?
     You rock enroll.

3.  Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
     Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

4.  Why can't you send a duck to outer space?
     The bill would be astronomical.

5.  Did you hear about the charismatic arsonist?
     Whereever he went he lit up the room.