1. After my son's team won the soccer tournament, their goal keeper invited him and I to a party to celebrate. It was the father, son and goalie host.
2. Turns out you can't keep a lava lamp in the basement. The moment it's underground it becomes a magma lamp.
3. The mayor in my city just passed a law stating that male best friends must have lunch or drinks together at least once a week.
Well it's not a law, it's more of a mandate.
4. Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started out as sea creatures then evolved to have legs only to eventurally return to the sea and lose them. Kinda defeets the porpoise don't you think.
5. I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg, but then we broke it off.
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