Face Palm Jokes of the Day 1-19

 

Where does a sheep get a haircut?
The baa baa shop

We really just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things?

The day they handed out patience I left because it was taking too long.

I spent over $5,000 on a hair system.  It was a high price to toupee.

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Remorse code.