Face Palm Jokes Of The Day 5-18

 

1.  What did the cops say when they arrested the lettuce?
     You have the right to romaine silent.

2.  What shape is a ship at the bottom of the ocean?
     A wrecked triangle.

3.  A local podiatrist has been arrested after police found hundreds of jars of toenails he'd kept from patients over the last decade.  A Police spokesperson said "We believe he's a clipped toe maniac."

4.  My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner so my wife told me to just throw them out.  Now I don't know what to do with all the extra tacos.

5.  People cheating on their taxes disgust me.  This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.