1. How do mice floss their teeth?
With string cheese.
2. When we got back home, we saw that someone had chopped down our big oak in the back yard. Who would do this? It's a missed tree.
3. I saw two giraffes playing basketball today. The game was neck and neck.
4. What do you feed a race car driver's baby?
Formula One.
5. Why was the potato kicked out of the bar?
It was loaded.
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