1. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive....you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
2. What do you call two idiots in a blizzard?
Numb and Number
3. What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Dairy Tales.
4. Why are they called ex-fiances and not near-Mrs.?
5. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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