1. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart just wasn't in it.
2. I really trusted my acupuncturist. But then he stabbed me in the back.
3. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom.
4. Man gets hit by rental car, said it Hertz.
5. My friend said she did not understand the science behind cloning. I told her "That makes two of us."
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