1. What book of the Bible is only 80% Truth?
Ruth.
2. Earlier today I got in a heated argument with my wife while riding an elevator.
Turns out I was wrong on so many levels.
3. Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.
4. What if all my systems are nervous?
5. Met a friend for breakfast at one of them trendy new cereal bars. We asked for separate chexs.
More disappointing Face Palm jokes daily on ReadyontheRadio's Breakfast Club Monday-Friday 7A-9A right here on this website (hit the play button on the top post)
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