1 I may be addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want to.
2. I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week. I just can't see myself wearing it.
3. I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne.
4. Knock knock?
Who is it?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes bad joke.
5. My wife and I promised to never go to bed angry at each other. We've been awake since Thursday.
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