What did the worker at the rubber band facility say when he was fired?
"Oh,snap."
I love how those frozen meal instructions assume I know the wattage of my microwave. I absolutely do not.
I swear if it weren't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointments.
At my local zoo, all the animals must do chores to earn their keep.
The Lion sweeps tonight.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank
No comments:
Post a Comment